facts submitted by sxtxixtxcxh
Steve Jobs didn't fight cancer, he taunted it and played with it like a cat before killing it out of boredom.
Steve Jobs never drinks from the same water bottle twice.
The Apple Store is Steve Jobs way of getting rid of his old toys when he's bored of them.
Steve Jobs doesn't set deadlines, only unemployment lines.
Steve Jobs fired Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris for wasting time on trivial mathematics.
Steve Jobs doesn't have weight loss issues. It's gravity having issues keeping the man down.
