facts submitted by sxtxixtxcxh
Steve Jobs doesn't have weight loss issues. It's gravity having issues keeping the man down.
Steve Jobs once ordered 4000 lattes from Starbucks, the girl thought he was kidding. She doesn't work there anymore.
Steve Jobs never drinks from the same water bottle twice.
Steve Jobs fired Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris for wasting time on trivial mathematics.
Steve Jobs could sell Windows to Linus Torvalds.
Steve Jobs is the Willy Wonka of computers.
