facts submitted by sxtxixtxcxh
Steve Jobs doesn't set deadlines, only unemployment lines.
Steve Jobs once ordered 4000 lattes from Starbucks, the girl thought he was kidding. She doesn't work there anymore.
Steve Jobs laughed at a joke once... in 1985. It was called "Windows".
Steve Jobs could sell Windows to Linus Torvalds.
Steve Jobs doesn't take 'no' for an answer, unless thats what he told you to tell him.
Steve Jobs fired Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris for wasting time on trivial mathematics.
