facts submitted by sxtxixtxcxh
Steve Jobs doesn't take 'no' for an answer, unless thats what he told you to tell him.
Steve Jobs doesn't set deadlines, only unemployment lines.
The Apple Store is Steve Jobs way of getting rid of his old toys when he's bored of them.
Steve Jobs once killed a guy for buying a Zune. Not out of spite, but out of sympathy.
Steve Jobs saw stevejobsfacts.com and said... yeah they're all pretty much true.
Steve Jobs never gets rickrolled.
