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Steve Jobs once scratched the Surface.

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An imprudently placed iPod Shuffle, under multiple mattresses, will cause Steve Jobs multiple sleepless nights.

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Steve Jobs encouraged the Titanic to Sink Different.

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Steve Jobs' vehicles have no moving parts.

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Buddha: "Remove desire and end your suffering." Steve: "3G, cheaper iPhone out soon." Buddha: "Ouch."

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One fateful summer day, someone punctured Steve Jobs' beach ball.

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