One fateful summer day, someone punctured Steve Jobs' beach ball.

God: "I can't make this year's Keynote; can you get someone to cover for me?" Steve: "No prob; got anyone in mind?" God: "How about that Marlene Manson feller?"

Steve Jobs' vehicles have no moving parts.

Steve Jobs once scratched the Surface.

Steve Jobs encouraged the Titanic to Sink Different.

An imprudently placed iPod Shuffle, under multiple mattresses, will cause Steve Jobs multiple sleepless nights.