Steve Jobs once shot a man in reno, JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE...

Steve Jobs wants to rule the world - all of his apple devices come with a built in mind control unit which he will activate at a time of his choosing

steve jobs is gay. true fact. i fucked him.

He is gay because he loves sucking dick.

Steve Jobs once ran through 7 states trashing stores that sold pc's and burning house where he saw fit and got away with it because I SAY SO now you can all die

Steve Job's tears cure cancer, Too bad he never cries.