He eats your shit while your sleeping

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Steve Jobs eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Steve Jobs said," Everyday another million dollar is spent on stupid stuff while another million is spent on my products which i use the cash inflow to wip my ass in the morning!!"

Steve Jobs went to a movie and spent 17$, and made 18,500 while he was there.

So I met Steve Jobs once at Whole Foods. I was like "Hey, are you Steve Jobs? Would you sign my iPod?" and he got really pissed off and exploded it with his mind. True story.