Apple is like a Batch Job, you never know what you'll get until the Jobs is done.

Steve Jobs is secritly involved in with tereists

When Jobs says "One more thing...." The world rotates ever so slightly slower in anticipation for his next quote.

Seteve jobs said DO NOT CLICK + NEXT TO THIS SENTENCE

When God created the world, he started it but nothing happened. Steve Jobs said "insert a system disk".

Steve Jobs said," Everyday another million dollar is spent on stupid stuff while another million is spent on my products which i use the cash inflow to wip my ass in the morning!!"