Everything about steve jobs is enlightening. Tibetan monks achieve liberation by chanting his name as a mantra

HE say: one more thing... and GOD work on 7th day!

Steve Jobs isn't all that smart.

Steve Jobs wants to rule the world - all of his apple devices come with a built in mind control unit which he will activate at a time of his choosing

Steve Jobs once ran through 7 states trashing stores that sold pc's and burning house where he saw fit and got away with it because I SAY SO now you can all die

steve jobs is gay. true fact. i fucked him.