Steve Jobs says "the reason your parents dont love each other anymore is because you own a PC"

Steve Jobs said," Gay Guy are dumb fucks who suck dick!"

Steve Jobs said," Everyday another million dollar is spent on stupid stuff while another million is spent on my products which i use the cash inflow to wip my ass in the morning!!"

Steve Jobs is secritly involved in with tereists

Steve Jobs knows there is an 'i' in 'team'.

When Jobs says "One more thing...." The world rotates ever so slightly slower in anticipation for his next quote.