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Steve Jobs' new liver is composed of nanobots that feed solely on muscle and compassion, of which he has neither.

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Steve jobs doesn't need a flag feature in his mail client.

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Steve Jobs is like totally the messiah. Without him Apple will fail. He single handedly carved the first iPod from wood and invented Mac OS

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Steve jobs is a murderer!

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The Mighty Mouse is a testament to Steve Jobs' ability to sell us polished turds.

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Steve Jobs craps tiny litters of Jonathan Ives.

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