Steve Jobs will be the next president of the United States. ~ anonymous

they don't call him Steve "Jobs" for nothin'. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs invented the iFinger app. ~ anonymous

The next gen iphone will be powered by the hopes and dreams of children around the world ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs fires you if you argue with him ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs' new liver is composed of nanobots that feed solely on muscle and compassion, of which he has neither. ~ anonymous