Steve Jobs is an alien on a mission to take over the world with Apples. ~ titanas

Steve Jobs knows why Twitter is down. ~ sugarenia

Steve Jobs never gets rickrolled. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs once told me "I'm your father!". ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs is gay for Moleman. ~ gutbomb

Steve Jobs fired Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris for wasting time on trivial mathematics. ~ sxtxixtxcxh