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Steve Jobs is an alien on a mission to take over the world with Apples. ~ titanas

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Steve Jobs knows why Twitter is down. ~ sugarenia

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Steve Jobs never gets rickrolled. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

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Steve Jobs once told me "I'm your father!". ~ anonymous

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Steve Jobs is gay for Moleman. ~ gutbomb

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Steve Jobs fired Bruce Schneier and Chuck Norris for wasting time on trivial mathematics. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

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