When Jobs says "One more thing...." Jesus listens in. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs craps tiny litters of Jonathan Ives. ~ anonymous

So I met Steve Jobs once at Whole Foods. I was like "Hey, are you Steve Jobs? Would you sign my iPod?" and he got really pissed off and exploded it with his mind. True story. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs and the Buddha were walking on a road through the mountains. Steve Jobs wasn't there, though, he was in Cupertino. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs is the Steve Austin of being Steve Jobs -- but the Steve Ballmer of being Steve Ballmer. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs can throw fireballs from his hands. ~ fraeon