Steve Jobs doesn't set deadlines, only unemployment lines. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

The Apple Store is Steve Jobs way of getting rid of his old toys when he's bored of them. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs once killed a guy for buying a Zune. Not out of spite, but out of sympathy. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs hates peanut butter except on the iPhone ~ titanas

Steve Jobs is Bill Gates with beard, Apple and the JesusPhone ~ titanas

Steve Jobs knows there is an 'i' in 'team'. ~ anonymous