You exist because of Steve Jobs. ~ jimeh

Steve Jobs suffers from chronic iPain. ~ fraeon

When Steve Jobs says "Not to worry" He actually wants you to shut up about it. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs is actually a hypnotist, we are all under his control! ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs doesn't have weight loss issues. It's gravity having issues keeping the man down. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs is so uber cool coz he reads engadget ~ titanas