Steve Jobs is secretly Bill Gates in a costume ~ Bearandtodd

Steve jobs dropped a hundred thousand Dollars and said "Its not worth the effort." ~ Bearandtodd

Steve jobs was once shot by Bill Gates ~ Bearandtodd

Steve Jobs is really a a hologram. ~ Bearandtodd

Steve Jobs once found a penny on the street and thought it was an alien artifact. ~ Bearandtodd

Steve Jobs is out to get the Disney corporation for taking Pixar from him. ~ Bearandtodd