Steve Jobs invented a time machine in order to prevent Bill Gates from inventing Microsoft. ~ Bearandtodd

Steve Jobs once found a penny on the street and thought it was an alien artifact. ~ Bearandtodd

Steve jobs dropped a hundred thousand Dollars and said "Its not worth the effort." ~ Bearandtodd

Steve Jobs has a solid gold toilet named iShiter ~ Bearandtodd

Steve Jobs is allergic to poor people ~ Bearandtodd

Steve jobs invented Swine flu ~ Bearandtodd