steve jobs and bill gates are playing with us, we are just gadget slave puppets ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs is an anagram for GATEKEPPER. ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs once ordered 4000 lattes from Starbucks, the girl thought he was kidding. She doesn't work there anymore. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

Steve Jobs doesn't take 'no' for an answer, unless thats what he told you to tell him. ~ sxtxixtxcxh

One fateful summer day, someone punctured Steve Jobs' beach ball. ~ slavepoet

Steve Jobs doesn't mark to market -- the market marks to Steve Jobs. ~ disciple