Steve Jobs has already selected his successor. His name is Steve, and he is a clone of the original, only 20 years younger and holding the same knowledge as the original. ~ jimeh

Steve killed the crocodile hunter! ~ anonymous

steve jobs wants to suck my dick ~ anonymous

Steve is an iDick. ~ fraeon

Steve Jobs knows why Twitter is down. ~ sugarenia

Every time Steve Jobs saids Gets caught in the rain he malfunctions ~ Bearandtodd