Everything about steve jobs is enlightening. Tibetan monks achieve liberation by chanting his name as a mantra ~ anonymous

Without the Almighty Steve's divine intervention technology would not exist ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs wrote the iPhone software on napkins while he was chatting up supermodels ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs should be credited with creating every piece of art and novel in the last ten years as everyone knows all artists use Macs ~ anonymous

steve jobs is totally sweet and awesome ~ anonymous

Steve Jobs is like totally the messiah. Without him Apple will fail. He single handedly carved the first iPod from wood and invented Mac OS ~ anonymous